1. Broken condoms
2. Children of celibrities who have no tallent but grow up to be famous singers
3. Sex before marrige
4. Marrige before sex
5. Democrats
6. Republicans
7. Voodoo
8. The real world
9. Teenagers who dig up dead bodies and use the skulls to smoke crack
10. Secrets that aren't a secret
11. Lard
12. Spam ( as in the junkmail )
13. Spam ( as in the processed meet product )
14. Therapy
15. Children who get molested by preists
16. The possibility that a meteorite will extinguish all life on earth
17. The randomness of the universe
18. Losing your iPod
19. Red ink
20. Children dancing in puddles of blood.
21. Hell
22. People who are convinced there going to heaven
23. The death of Steve Erwin
24. Ugly bridesmade dresses
25. Ugly bridesmades
26. Serial rapists
27. Schools with honor codes that no one follows
28. Having your tounge torn out
29. Baby squrels that fall out of trees and die
30. The clubbing of baby seals
31. Babies with fangs
32. Cluster boms
33. Finding out your lover is gay ( and you're not )
34. Finding out your lover is not gay ( and you are )
35. Dog breath
36. Hitler
37. Old women throwing flowerpots from high buildings
38. Cults ( that you can't be in )
39. Seabirds strangled by six-pack rings
40. Getting invited to your ex's wedding
41. Other people kissing
42. The Godfather: part III
43. Spontaneous human combustion
44. Fake silver rings that turn your fingers green
45. Artifical grape flavoring
46. Roadkill
47. High heels
48. The day after Christmas
49. Birds that fly into windows and die
50. Your face
51. Sex after sixty
52. Having to go all the way to 100 on this stupid list
53. The guilt of not actulally doing it
54. Having to say more when you really don't want to
55. Michal Jackson's sexual proclivities
56. Death
57. Life
58. Blind dates with ugly people
59. Erectile disfunction
60. Commercalls about erictile disfunction
61. Dead puppies
62. Overly happy animated animals
63. Hot gay guys
64. Ugly gay guys ( if you're gay )
65. The agony of defeat
66. Drive-through speakers
67. The smilie face killers
68. Emo
69. People who talk down to children
70. Children decapitated by roller coaster malfunctions
71. The shreaking of air raid sirens
72. Uninformitave suicide notes
73. Happiness
74. Weapons if mass destruction
75. The persistent rumor that Catheine the Great died while having sex with a stallion
76. Unfarhomable darkness
77. A sea of tears
78. A sea of blood
79. Getting screened at an airport because you share the name of a known terrorist
80. Things that go bump in the night
81. Not being sure whether a tittle should be in quotes or italics
82. Hearing your mother say "titty"
83. Having to per in your McDonalds cup during a traffic jam
84. Middleschool girls who stuff their bras
85. Realizing you don't care about indangered birds
86. The nonexistance of dragons ( if they didn't exist that is )
87. Legion forces of darkness
88. Accidental suicide
89. Blood sloshing in boots
90. Little boys who say "yo"
91. Sleazeballs
92. Cheeseballs
93. Lost dog posters
94. Dull razor blades ( for shaving )
95. Dull razor blades ( for other activities )
96. Snarling todlers
97. Being tied to the bed and then forgotten ... *sigh*
98. Learning your grandparents loved anal sex
99. People who assume all black people love basketball
100. Nonrecreational uses of handcuffs